Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.

Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!

by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010

maskite

A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.

That chick looked so hot, but as soon as she pulled down her mask I realized she was a hideous maskite!

by nicetea May 3, 2021

lunchtime double-masking

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.

Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Maskie

A maskie is someone who is strongly in favour of masks and face coverings. The term emerged during the coronavirus crisis of 2020. While well intentioned, maskies fail to consider the dispiriting effects of compulsory masks, the disproportionate impact on the disabled, and the relatively small effect of masks compared to measures like physical distancing. Their natural enemy is the anti-vaxxer.

That maskie just said we should wear masks 24/7, even during sex! What a loon!

by SwiiindonLadd August 1, 2020

Masumi Max

An American fetish model of Korean and German descent. She is known for her many tattoos and her interest in several fetishes.
She is the premiere model for Pinup Girl Clothing.

Masumi Max is one of the sexiest women alive.

by johnnigirl April 28, 2009

Masking

Seeming happy when you really aren't, you've just pushed all feelings away

"You don't seem to be too upset since you guys stopped being friends, you guys were really close. Are u sure you aren't masking?"

by binbo May 9, 2020

Masuk

a.k.a. the best high school in the USA. In fact, it is where the Party in the USA was started. It is located in Monroe CT, a proud member of Fairfield County. You probably know us because we beat you to the ground in all of your sports, most notably in football.

MASUK PANTHERS

Bunnell studet 1: "Hey are you going to the game?"
Bunnell student 2: "Who are we playing?"
B.S. 1: "Masuk."
B.S. 2: "No point, they'll own us."

by panthersss December 12, 2009