masturblake

(Verb) The act of stimulating one's self sexually by massaging the anus, generally through at least one layer of clothing and using one's hand.

"Bored and lonely at work, {name} couldn't resist the urge to reach behind and masturblake."

by BrZ December 28, 2007

masturbrake

(verb) - To start masturbating but stop just before orgasm in order to practice self-discipline and save cosmic energy for next time

"My college roomate was liked to masturbrake as a way of building up his inner karma, saying it had something
to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."

by PRwiz101 February 7, 2014

Masturqueef

To masturbate to the sound of someone queefing for an extended period of time. Usually a wet queef.

"Dude, where's Kyle?"
"I think hes above the girls bathroom masturqueefing again... that kid needs a hobby.
masturbate farturbating masturfarting

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

by SnatchMaster17 September 6, 2013

masturflake

(v) Completely forgetting who you were thinking about whilst masturbating.

I masturflaked on whether I was fantasizing about Jill or Trish, and I totally lost my boner.

by belial10 March 10, 2015

Masturbake

Masturbating while waiting for the oven to preheat.

I wanted to reheat some pizza in the oven so seemed like the best opportunity to masturbake while I waited.

by Saucyz May 2, 2018

Masturbake

This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..

What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!

by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022