masturbatinator

A robot sent from the future with really big padded, moist hands that has a wank-speed of 2000 jerks per second.
Designed to give lonely people artificial love.

Cum with me if you are in the mood.

Asta la pasta

I am the masturbatinator feel my finger!

by Dman 182 February 27, 2008

Masturblazing

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.

Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

by the Crusty Crab May 26, 2015

Masturbating

Is what I’m doing now ;)

I’m still masturbating bitchez

by It’s true bitches October 28, 2018

masturboxing

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.

I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"

by Sarahreen September 30, 2009

Manterboating

The placement of one's face, into the cleavage of a man's moobs, followed by the side-to-side shaking of the head accompanied with a motor-ing sound.

John made many trips to McDonalds on Friday; resulting in a hefty, yet delicious figure. Sarah was captivated by his rolls and decided manterboating his moobs at the pool the next day would be a hot idea.

by D & L February 3, 2008

Masturbowling

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.

"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."

by tightnbright October 22, 2011

illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009