The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.
by Michael............... March 24, 2006
The way of a male or female touching them selves to pleasure their genetals,girls stick their ring up their hole in the vagina all the way up until they can't go father,guys stroke their penise up and down to make their sperm( cum) come out of the whole on top
by Lilly_leminsof March 31, 2017
To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help
Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 7, 2017
What your 12 year old Son or Daughter starts doing once their showers go from 5 minutes to 45 minutes in length.
Make sure everyone in the house doesnt need to take a poop before you start your Masturbation session!
by Itakelongshowers May 5, 2010
It's the practicing sexual pleasure on one's self it's completely normal but don't tell my parents I do it
Guy to his girlfriend: yes honey I do masturbation but
Girlfriend: I'm gonna stop you there explain
Guy to his girlfriend: it's to photos of you
Girlfriend: awwww I'm creeped out but it's also a bit sweet
Girlfriend: I'm gonna stop you there explain
Guy to his girlfriend: it's to photos of you
Girlfriend: awwww I'm creeped out but it's also a bit sweet
by Thedefinitionwriter11156 June 4, 2021
by Tswei November 8, 2019