The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.
by Poo star February 14, 2008
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by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012
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• spanish masting
• whore-masting
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• Masking
• matting
a woman touches her vagina while her partner pulls up and down on her arm to masturbate her. think of it as a female version of the dutch rudder
by toast the ghost September 13, 2011
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jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
by rtalati February 17, 2021
Get the Conscientious Masking mug.A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.
by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014
Get the mormon mashing mug.The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.
While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.
Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.
While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.
Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.
I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.
by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016
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