Mamification

Used as a term to described a death. Death by mamification. When one is suffocated by being smothered by breasts.

"John died last night"
"Oh my god how?"
"Mamification. Jane smothered him with her boobs."

by heartvalo March 10, 2013

Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

mystifixation

an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)

I asked Jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but I got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. It's his mystifixation - a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.

by KurtSteinerPL January 3, 2012

manipulo-mastication

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

by mstclair68 December 9, 2012

Museification

When one is converted into a state of mind beyond belief, and occurs when listening to music performed and/or sung by the British band, Muse. This will usually occur to person listening to Muse for the first time, but can occur at any given moment.

Ex 1: Don't disturb me mate, I'm in a complete state of museification.

Ex 2: I was completely museified when i heard them at first.

by Max2oo9 June 17, 2009

mortification

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS

by Anonymous August 21, 2003