massabating

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.

Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.

by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

massabate

Homoerotic tickle-fest, with overtones of power inequity.

Sorry I missed the party last night. My boss asked me to stay late and massabated me.

by natoslug March 16, 2010

Massasoit College

A homeless shelter with textbooks.

You go to Massasoit College!? You must be RETARDED!

by JRitt December 9, 2009

mastabaita

a person that masterbates while watching fishing shows

Johnny mastabaita while watching Adventures of Fishing.

by ananamous January 9, 2004

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

masabate

slang for chocking the rope, or strengthing your belief in god, god is the all mighty

that new sink and line fucking rocks my dildo pole. masabate

by disatberation_mah_facka November 20, 2006

mazdabaitor

vehicle driven by the "clart" which is faster than the sound of light.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003