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massabating

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.
Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.
by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011
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massabate

Homoerotic tickle-fest, with overtones of power inequity.
Sorry I missed the party last night. My boss asked me to stay late and massabated me.
by natoslug March 16, 2010
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Massasoit College

You go to Massasoit College!? You must be RETARDED!
by JRitt December 9, 2009
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mastabaita

a person that masterbates while watching fishing shows
Johnny mastabaita while watching Adventures of Fishing.
by ananamous January 9, 2004
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mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.
Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.
by ModjoMan September 1, 2017
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masabate

slang for chocking the rope, or strengthing your belief in god, god is the all mighty
that new sink and line fucking rocks my dildo pole. masabate
by disatberation_mah_facka November 20, 2006
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mazdabaitor

vehicle driven by the "clart" which is faster than the sound of light.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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