Malkaniser

A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.

Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.

Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!

or

Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.

by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008

Mockanese

A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.

Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)

Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)

by Hasonator January 22, 2013

manganese oxide

A black-dark brown chemical compound with the Formeula MnO2. It is an oxidizer and when combined with H2O2 will create H2O

There is manganese oxide in some Alkiline battery's.

by Chemical Dude February 21, 2017

Manganese

noun, plural the Manganese
used in Japanese BBSs to refer to foreigners who are enthusiasts of manga and waste time by reading manga and/or watching anime, and whose speech and behavior are mangatic; Manga otaku

As a Manganese read Love Hina, he could not repress his tears.

by Amamo-chan January 29, 2006

Manganese

when a midget climbs completely into the vagine of their lover

My friend midge pulled a manganese

by Vlad October 13, 2004

Markanese

A distinct form of email composition reminiscent of medieval English language conventions. This stylistic approach gained prominence through the notable contributions of the renowned 21st-century translator, Ammarino. Characterized by linguistic elements evoking the medieval era, this unique writing style integrates archaic expressions and structures, transporting the reader to a linguistic ambiance reminiscent of historical times. Ammarino's adept utilization of this style has significantly popularized its application in contemporary communication, offering a fascinating blend of antiquity and modern digital correspondence.

Bro LMFAO no way he wrote Markanese to Mr. Mark! No wonder he's getting avoided by him KEK.

by 6kre February 2, 2024

manganese

Form of english, derived from the math teacher mr. Mangonaro, of which any random word from a sentence has "'os" added to the end of that particular word. Particular hand movements and facial expressions are also applyed to this

I'm gonna go to the fridgos and get something to eatos, hey im speakingos manganese.

by nabil el malti July 30, 2008