marten

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006

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The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.

Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.

by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

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martavius

Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.

Martavius is a man of many adventures and talents

by Charles River December 21, 2016

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doc marten dental plan

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

by Alcore September 23, 2006

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