A handsome souther man. He’s cool, calm, and collected. He can be a bit of an asshole, but he’s great company majority of the time.
by Nard2 January 19, 2023
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Origin: May or may not be referring to Richard Marquand who replaced Steven Spielberg as director of Return of the Jedi after the fucking unions Marquanded Steve. The resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
Origin: May or may not be referring to Richard Marquand who replaced Steven Spielberg as director of Return of the Jedi after the fucking unions Marquanded Steve. The resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
I got Marquanded when I found out my ex had a 3-way with Paul Ruebens & Pauly Shore. The thought of this gave everyone I told severe diarrheal cramps.
That poor Jones family. They got Marquanded when the factory relocated to Mexico for cheaper wages. They had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.
That poor Jones family. They got Marquanded when the factory relocated to Mexico for cheaper wages. They had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.
by Charlie Korsmo February 23, 2005
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The epitome of dick. One who plays Neopets and acts like he rules the world because he has some super expensive item that he obtained unfairly. He has a posse of girls, most of whom became his friend AFTER he obtained this rare item (most of whom are also ugly/bitches). If you ever come across a Marquardt or Monophyte on Neopets, well...let's just say that you should run far, far away. He will only make you do degrading things. Don't give him the attention he so desires.
Marquardt: No example can adequately convey how much of an ugly dick this kind of person really is.
All you have to do is read the last name to understand that he is a smelly fart.
All you have to do is read the last name to understand that he is a smelly fart.
by I regret meeting a Marquardt July 25, 2010
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It’s Chad’s fault that we’re getting out late today cause he messed up Main Banks settlement. He’s such a Marquardt.
by Coolyhigh March 9, 2021
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The most amazing band teacher that has green eyes but dont get on her bad side because she is terrifying
by preety ponny 6767 November 11, 2021
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