marlboro reds

Simply the best cigarettes put on Earth. For the people who say "they're too strong", it's not true, it's just because you're TOO WEAK and probably aren't even a real smoker.

#1: Look what I'm smoking (shows pack)
#2: MARLBORO REDS EH?
#1: OF COURSE MAN! WHAT ELSE

by RESTI1 January 11, 2010

Marlboro Reds

The best ciggarettes in the world although some may say they are the racist ciggarette becaise the box has a total of 3 k's in the design of the box but well worth the haters

Mayn i hate Marlboro Reds they nigga hatas but they taste so damn good i might accidentally go cracka

by Tony York June 19, 2006

Marlboro Reds

the REAL cowboy smokes, all the other smokes are for pussys and reds are for real black lunged cowboyz

byson: playboy, let me get demz!
clerk: whish onez cuz?
byson: *points* them reds, them marlboro reds them true cowboyz smokez
clerk: oh ye, no doubt no doubt themz da cowboyz smokes dawg
byson: u know it my mayn!
clerk: datd be 4.99 cuz
byson: i got chu, i got chu.

by BYSON BABY December 18, 2009

marlboro reds

cigs sex cowboy killa best cigs eva made bitch

i just smoked a marlboro reds the other day it felt like sex

by skeeet May 18, 2009

marlboro reds

super intense cigarettes manufactured by marlboro. short filter. mostly chemicals.

person 1: Dude, you wanna smoke some marlboro reds?
person 2: Nah, i'd rather just suck on the tail pipe of my car.
person 1: werd dude. thats flavor country right there.

by DanBil April 24, 2008

Marlboro Reds

Lung blackening, like smoking a chimney ciggarettes. Generally smoked by Fat old men seeper twit.

A. Set me a Brown.
B. Ok here you go (Hand a cigarette)
A. Ahhhh, Na man not Marlboro Reds They make your heart blead for 30 mins.
B. (Takes Ciagrette Back)

by random unit May 28, 2004

Marlboro Reds

Made up of the tobacco scraped up off the floor at the Marlboro factory

Cheap labor is too expensive to waste, so we wrapped up what we saved and named them proudly Marlboro Reds

by Baphomet666 June 21, 2006