by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007
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A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
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A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
by twrex408 January 10, 2012
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Player: Dang, they've been missing for a while...
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
by nymbr March 6, 2024
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