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Mark Zuckerberg

A real human

Mark Zuckerberg is a very real fellow human such as myself.
“Hi I am Mark Zuckerberg and I am a real human just watch me drink this water like a real human man”
by Mrs.Beast.FFZ November 4, 2021
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Na mumu him be
Him no get sense ,him no wise, him dey craze like mad
Na everytime him just they block human being account
Nonsense
People like MARK ZUCKERBERG are mumu
by By josheey November 25, 2021
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Mark Zuckerberg knows where you live
by GetUnZucced January 6, 2022
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1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly debated topic. He is also the world's youngest billionaire.

2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
1)

Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....

Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!

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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!

GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!

GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!

GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!

GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!
by Capitalist-DI666-Inaganti December 11, 2010
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Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.
WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.
by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019
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A robot sent from the future by skynet in the objective of creating the most popular social media for mothers.
Me: Meets Mark Zuckerberg

Terminator music theme: intensifies
by A Québecois February 25, 2022
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Niko: ay mate, ya know mark zuckerberg?
Juliari: yeah, he's a robot innit?
(bonk, 30 days ban)
by Steam_better_than_epicgames August 26, 2021
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