Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006

maritime mud gun  

After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous

E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks

maritime mud gun by darren letson March 23, 2008

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'

'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by Ray September 10, 2004

Marites 

Filipina version of Karen. Most of the time homophobic and promotes gender roles. Usually denies allegations of racism but shares "black face" memes and chugs glutathione and whitening soaps. Makes fun of fellow Filipinoes with regional dialects but tries to imitate the American accent. Also blames victims of rape

Sige Marites!

Hoy Marites alam mo ba?

Marites by Kapitulako June 9, 2020

marytime

The time differential for girls, in which they are always late or require much more time to get ready. A play off the word 'maritime'.

Joe: She's late again!
Mark: You need to go by marytime. She is actually on time.

marytime by pocahontatas January 15, 2011

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.

Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by bk baller January 18, 2011

Marties 

The droplets of sweat that are usually found on the back of one's shirt. They can also be found on the front of a shirt, and these are referred to as frontal marties.

Bernie has a serious case of the marties.

Marties by thebarrish July 3, 2009