manpon

the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)

when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.

"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"

by mike the magnificent August 28, 2007

manpon

Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.

that dude has been punked so many times he needs a manpon.

by pseudostan June 11, 2011

manpon

Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.

Man, my ass sweats at work and I have that "not so fresh feeling". This hairnet is a great manpon!

by Hated December 7, 2007

manpon

A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.

It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date

by pabloescobar69 October 6, 2010

Manpon

a wad of toilet paper that keeps men from sharting

hey dude,i just farted so hard that a little bit of shit came out; but luckily i had a manpon in.

by darkdonkster11 October 9, 2010

Manpon

The insinuation that a man is acting like a pussy, derived from the stereotype that a woman having her period is a bitch.

Tony: But that mom joke you told hurt my feelings!
Katie: Tony, do you need a manpon?

David: Where'd Tony go?
Kevin: I'd assume to get a manpon. That n00b has been whining all fucking day

Tony: It bothered me. He told me give him a blumpkin, and said something about a wolf cookie.
Kevin: Are you serious? Go get a fucking manpon...

by Cebbin March 30, 2011

MANPON

MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.

MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.

by SPENCER -J October 1, 2008