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mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
by MCD December 16, 2013
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Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile
A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo
by jruam2 January 6, 2022
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Madssexual

Being utterly obsessed with the one and only...beautiful...perfect GODDESS Madelaine Petsch. How are you not Madssexual yet?
Fan: Did you see Madelaine Petsch’s new YouTube video?
Me: OMG YES! IM DEFINITELY MADSSEXUAL. IT’S REAL MAN...DAMN
by madssexualbi January 13, 2021
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Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER
1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!
by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022
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Maxsexual

Being sexually attracted to max and max only. You don’t like humans because they’re just not max.
That guy is maxsexual. He loves max.
by Crepprr March 31, 2021
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Mascosexual

A biological male who is sexually attracted to other biological men.
I'm a man and I like a man with biologically functioning cock and balls, therefore I'm Mascosexual.
by max365 December 2, 2020
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mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.
Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.
by mootixguy October 10, 2008
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