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Manoj

A large-scale lie often too ridiculous to be even close to true. Examples include saying that you are Superman, or pretending to have a 22 year old gorgeous virgin girlfriend who is in her residency and waiting for you to finish college so you can get married.
I "pulled a Manoj" on AIM, and pretended to be Mike. Rachel totally bought it!
by Bettay February 26, 2007
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Manoj

Gay hooker who loves to message girls about about how hot there friends, who is half deaf and dumb and always looks at fattest parts of the WOMENZ(mammary glands)! Who constantly watches cornhub.com and watches corn popping he loves interracial corn. Burnt corn is his favorite type of corn, who likes school corn and especially school corn gang and who always get into trouble with the WOMENZ but no one else.
Your laptop has a Manoj.
Stop being a Manoj.
Your hairline is screwed up like a Manoj.
by X2TITSmallbuttocks February 1, 2019
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Manoj

synonym for choch meaning highly spoilt fake male who looks like Manoj.
Ugh, Dhruv is so fake and spoilt. He is a Manoj.

or
Ugh, Dhruv is so fake and spoilt. He is a choch.
by cutu bubba rat October 7, 2020
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Manoj

Delusional

Cannot get any girl he likes, especially if her name starts with “D”
Go for the girl that likes you instead buddy

Highly Likely that there isnt anyone who likes you though

Becoming a Monk is the best option for you
Manoj
by 56girl November 22, 2021
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Manoj

Someone who is a super spy. This person can use his mind to bend reality and change it to anything he/she desires. He is a Artistic Person who can fly, run, and jump to do many cool stunts and tricks. He can also dodge bullets amazingly fast. Art is most prior thing in his life and Self-respect as well as. If you disrespect a MaNoj, you will die. He/she will hunt you down. They have superhuman hearing powers. They also have amazing spreading abilities in the subject of policy debating! Loving & Caring partner. Very possessive for his/her Love and passion. Life partner name may be start with letter "S".
She will be you perfect match.

Manoj.
Meaning of Manoj is spreading "Love"

everywhere.
by Liesure Bela November 22, 2021
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Not really much just a spoiled ass brat who always needs to get his wat.
Bro your being such a MANOJ
by FREDDY FAZBUR UR UR UR November 20, 2023
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Manoj Kandafarticus

Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.
Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!
by Shatarngarishi ThinMintz June 16, 2018
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