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Grampy the Mammoth

A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.

In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.

You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011
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Orange Mammoth

Someone (wearing orange) who tries to find social acceptance
Colton: Hey did you see that episode of Family Guy where Peter gets attacked by Aliens?

Jonathan (in orange hoody): yeah, it was really funny!

Colton: Yeah, it doesn't exist, so your just an Orange Mammoth! lol, nubcake!
by I am your mirror March 20, 2009
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Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.
Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.
by disathome July 28, 2010
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Mammoth Lakes

The BEST place in the world. If you appreciate snobaording, you WILL live there. The cool kids there also known as "Locals"(creative, we know)slay your babies! They get drunk every night and then snowbaord all day. It's the best life ever.

Damn those kids are cool...
"I'd rather be in Mammoth Lakes"
by LoverrrGurlllll March 8, 2009
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mammoth tank

From the Command and Conquer series, the Mammoth Tank is the strongest ground vehicle GDI has to offer, at least when talking about the first Command and Conquer (Tiberium Dawn) and Renegade.

Mammoth Tanks are a hidden usable vehicle in the sequel to Command and Conquer, Tiberian Sun, but are usurped in hitting power by the Mammoth Mk. II. The Mammoth Tank has also appeared in the Red Alert series, called the Apocalypse in Red Alert II.

The Mammoth Tank has two giant cannons and surface to air missiles to defend itself with. If the tank existed in real life it'd be larger than any other current tank fielded, and too wide to be used in urban combat (it COULD fit on a highway, but not on the streets). Mammoth Tanks are also infamous for their ability to repair themselves back to half strength.
Word of advice. If you're playng Renegade and you see a Mammoth Tank coming... RUN.
by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 23, 2004
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Mammoth Tank

The strongest non-Epic Unit in Command and Conquer 3. It is the successor to the Mammoth Walker in Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun, and the original Command and Conquer. The C&C Wikia states that the tank has twin 150mm cannons, which can be upgraded to railguns, two missile pods, and "is covered in thick, hexagonal armour." Whatever that means.
Did you see the new Mammoth 27's in C&C 3? They're badass.

That guy defeated me with a Mammoth tank rush. I don't like dying, but, those Mammoths are SO much cooler than Zerglings. I'd rather be killed by a Mammoth than a Zergling.
by Volly May 13, 2011
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Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.
by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012
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