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Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011
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marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix
I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)
by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009
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Robert sure is cranky today, I wonder if his mangitis is flaring up again.
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“Manuit” is a medical word used within the dentist sector.

It’s someone whom collects black teeth in a jar and store it in the basement of their parents home which they still live in.

“Where do manuit find these incredible teeth?” you may ask, well manuit is a brave and strong man so he goes to the streets where he’s very well known and rips out the teeth of his fellow homeless friends.
Manuit’s are usually around the age of 34 If not older.
Mind you, manuit’s May look all rainbows and sunshine on the outside, but trust me their everlasting pain haunts them on the inside.
Explains why they’re so fat and suicidal.
Be kind to manuit’s cause you never know if your next word might be the reason they slit their wrist.
“Manuit is the coolest dentist out there
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Manitoba Deepfreeze

Any area of private space that can be used to store food that is exposed to the extreme and predictable cold of Manitoba's winter. Good examples are the apartment balcony, unheated garages and trunks of cars.
Are you gonna head to McDonalds with us on lunch break?
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.

I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.
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Marmite bullethole

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.
by Original Steve September 30, 2007
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