mangenity

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time

When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.

by JosephD August 29, 2006

Mingeitis

Inflammation of the minge, commonly attributable to a rather rough rodgering or a vagina related condition, see vagungus

Man my mingeitis is playing up at the moment, do you think i've got vagungus?

by Creepy Owen May 16, 2008

Maddenitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.

Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."

by Steven Grillock February 28, 2009

mangitis

A female that is:
a)severly ugly.
b)looks likes a man.

Holy shit that chick looks like she has mangitis.

by jadiles September 10, 2005

MAGAnitis

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.

Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!

by chronopoulos September 2, 2018

Maddenitis

A condition characterised by an irrational obsession with the actor Richard Madden.

"i fancy Richard Madden so much I would happily lick the sole of his shoe"

"wow, you have a bad case of Maddenitis"

by Shopaholic92 May 21, 2019

Maddenitis

a condition relating to the excessive playing of the video game Madden NFL 200-whatever.

1. your hands are hurting excessivly because of overplaying.

2. you withdrawl from all your friends to play the game in your dark basement alone.

"Sorry I can't type. I've got Maddenitis."

"Hey, how about you call Chad to see if he wants to come to the movies with us?"
"Nah, he's got Maddenitis."

by Russ Buckley July 23, 2008