man from the mountain

someone who searches for the truth at all times. Usually your father.

"I know you didn't just get home. Don't try to fool the man from the mountain"

by blondemisskv October 30, 2007

Appalachian mountain man

When you take your partners beard brush and brush your ass hairs, then your partner uses the brush on his beard to savor the stank till later.

Last night I Appalachian mountain man my buddy! His beard is going to smell like my ass all day.

by Dbow1206 February 22, 2020

Mountain Man Suprise

When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.

Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.

by Perplexing Enigma March 25, 2011

Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021

Smokey Mountain Man

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.

My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.

by smokemountain12 December 14, 2022

Mountain man tactical driving

To drive your car on a mountain man's highway, disregarding other people around you and taking up more then one driving lane. Another term, that is used in jersey- Riding Dirty.

Erik continued to do his mountain man tactical driving while it snowed.

by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010

Asian Mountain Man Surprise

When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.

Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!

Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?

Guy 1: What do you mean?

Guy 2: Uhh....?

by Perplexing Enigma March 25, 2011