Malleted

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

by The Scotsman September 28, 2005

mallet

a mallet is another name for a penis

you have a small mallet

by mick.wheelz October 19, 2005

Mallet

Mallet = E

Going to go get a few Mallets

by Spleen November 18, 2003

Mallet

A drug binge

I was on a mallet last night

by Wesleigh P Flynn November 15, 2003

fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

by [e-mail] October 13, 2007

Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes

Bitty brought out the Gutter Mallet

by Bittyrock August 20, 2012

Mallet Head

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.

Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today

by Chesstastic June 29, 2007