Male tears

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos

His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.

by GenerationalHonesty March 05, 2022

male tears

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!

by MxR August 20, 2014

Male tears

It means sperm, according to some men. Men whose testicles are hanging under each eye. That's sad.

"I'm fed up of my male tears..."
"I'm so sorry for you. When do you have surgery ?"

by Dozntmatr July 16, 2018

male tears

Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.

by Webb Davis September 06, 2014

male tears

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

by Not Gus Fring September 22, 2014

Male tears

The tears of men

He shed male tears because he was emotionally upset

by Literal truth May 24, 2017

male tears

A term used by feminists who wish to exhibit how un-bothered they are by the protests of men who feel threatened by feminism, or by her individual independence. Used to show how they do not care for the unasked for opinions of men.

I drink the tears of the men who do not approve of me.

Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.

by Moon Wynx May 06, 2021