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michiko malandro

A hot ass anime woman who is v hot and does hot people things.
by candyraer February 1, 2022
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Malandipity

Noun.

1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.

2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.

3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.

Other form: Malandipitous, adj.

Antonym: Serendipity
A man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a space extremely far from the venue. As he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking space right next to the front door. This is a typical case of malandipity.
by Schematic23 August 31, 2010
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malandro

Person responsible for committing crimes such as drug dealing, murders, kidnappings, among other unlawful acts, all to show the wheel bearing area
Vacilandou is very malandro
by vacilandou June 29, 2014
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malandro

A common figure in Brazilian culture, the «malandro» is laid back bad-boy, appreciated as a folk hero of some sort. The football-samba-petty crime type of

The act of being a «malandro», «malandragem», is characterised in the Brazilian popular imagination as a tool for individual justice. Facing the forces of oppressive institutions, the individualist malandro survives by manipulating people, fooling authorities, and sidestepping laws in a way which guarantees his well-being. In this way, the malandro is a typical Brazilian hero. Literary examples include Pedro Malasarte and João Grilo; with a good example of non-Brazilian character being Jimmy McGill.

But the malicious and corner-cutting figure of the malandro does not mean one would be selfish, careless towards others. A malandro doesn’t use malandragem to take advantage of another person intending to harm others, but rather only to find a way out of an unfair situation even if this means resorting to illegal methods.
"My daughter, don't you go sweet on that malandro! He's a good-for-nothing!"
by voxdantesque November 14, 2020
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Malandrina

1. A girl who drinks beer, and the best wine. They always ask for corridos at dances. You would never want to mess with them.
2. A term used by Jenni Rivera for her female fans, used for one of her songs.
Yo, you can tell she's a malandrina, she's drinking beer.
by lamalandrina March 4, 2022
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mayandritha

Mayandritha is a very very weird and insane girl. She is quite odd when you first meet her but after getting to know her, you won't regret it. She has the best personality and will NEVER fail to put a smile on your face. This name is usually long for "Maya". They are also very pretty but don't think so. They also think they are thicc. Mayandritha also gets all the guys. By high school, they will have had at least 10 boyfriends. She is definitely one of the funniest people in the world. Mayandritha has a very funky smell though. She usually smells like boiled hotdog water.
Mari: Omg is that Mayandritha?!
Lexi: OMG it is!
Raegan: She is so funny but so weird, I love Mayandritha.
Mari: I can never keep a straight face when I'm around Mayandritha.
Lexi: Mayandritha is my best friend!
by lexi99 November 9, 2019
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marlandria

I want my dick sucked by marlandria
by RAMDONNN BORED WHORE November 22, 2021
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