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Patrick Mahomes

The quarter back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Some people compare this specimen to god. Also know for having a very strong arm. This nigga also sounds like Kermit the frog.
Example:
Dude1: Yoooo I just saw Patrick Mahomes!
Dude2: Dont you mean GOD...
Dude1: Totaly Dude
Dude2: Dude
Dude1: Dude
by Mr.dudewitadude,Dude January 23, 2019
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Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
by Mr doses September 5, 2019
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Mahoney

Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.
by the_referee March 5, 2009
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Mahoney

adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive
"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status
by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011
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Mahoney

An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.
"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."
by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013
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Patrick Mahomes

Omg it's Patrick mahomes. He is Josh Allens Father.
by The_Lord69 February 1, 2022
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Mahomesian

adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes

Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive
The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.

The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.

It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...

Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.

After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.

I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.
by Droppingdimes123 September 28, 2020
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