When something is "a madness". As in crazy, and can be in a good or bad way. Abbreviated way of saying madness!
"Mate! they even had strippers there!! I'm telling you last night was a mazza!!"
"She was getting angry and screaming and stuff, it was a mazza mate I had to leave"
"She was getting angry and screaming and stuff, it was a mazza mate I had to leave"
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, I’d beat the crap out of them, then if that didn’t work, I’d join them. And then I’d go to Disneyland!"
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, I’d beat the crap out of them, then if that didn’t work, I’d join them. And then I’d go to Disneyland!"
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secretly dating ben hardy but we all knew.
likes to scream a lot.
interacts with his fans which is amazing.
such an amazing actor and if you find him ugly you’re a coward.
also if you didn’t know, he likes to say that bohemian rhapsody was the first song he downloaded on napster, he didn’t realise perm stood for permanent and he had to ask where his mum was in 1983.
secretly dating ben hardy but we all knew.
likes to scream a lot.
interacts with his fans which is amazing.
such an amazing actor and if you find him ugly you’re a coward.
also if you didn’t know, he likes to say that bohemian rhapsody was the first song he downloaded on napster, he didn’t realise perm stood for permanent and he had to ask where his mum was in 1983.
most people watch bohemian rhapsody and become obsessed with ben hardy then after a few weeks realise they are obsessed with joe mazzello and are a stan of him.
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Get the mazziwa mug.The most advanced and powerful way yet to store ammunition in a firearm. The only system currently using it is the state of the art Ghost Gun(c) (exclusively found in California) wich is invisible to metal detectors and has ability to disperse with the 30 cal magazine clip in half a second. This gives it an effective fire-rate of 3600 rounds per minute, only surpassed by the Gatling-family of machine-guns.
"This is a Ghost Gun(c). It has ability with a 30-caliber magazine clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second.” - California State Senator Kevin de Leon.
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(1) a magazine in a blender
(2) The Leaders of Decling and Idiocy Literature.
(3) The worst magazine you can read. If you follow, believe, agree, and read Blender, do not hope that you will become successful.
(4) Stupid literature
Blender Magazine is one of the worst magazines. They show their stupidty by placing top 100 best and worst. Sometimes from the best and worst bands to who pees the best/worst.
Blender has attacked some greats, good, and ok bands as being worst the bands or worst lyricist. They named the legendary group The Doors as one of the worst bands and Jim Morrison as one of the worst writers. They used an example of "Ramble On" by the Led Zeppelin as horrible writing. However, Blender Magazine has named the horrible "Black Parade" album as the best and puts stupid people like Avril Lavigne on the magazine covers. How can you say those bands are the worst if they are clearly idiots and avoided saying bands Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars were one of the worst. That is an example of how bad and avoidable this magazine should.
The people at Blender Magazine deserve a 1000 deaths and tortures. These deaths
(1) a magazine in a blender
(2) The Leaders of Decling and Idiocy Literature.
(3) The worst magazine you can read. If you follow, believe, agree, and read Blender, do not hope that you will become successful.
(4) Stupid literature
Blender Magazine is one of the worst magazines. They show their stupidty by placing top 100 best and worst. Sometimes from the best and worst bands to who pees the best/worst.
Blender has attacked some greats, good, and ok bands as being worst the bands or worst lyricist. They named the legendary group The Doors as one of the worst bands and Jim Morrison as one of the worst writers. They used an example of "Ramble On" by the Led Zeppelin as horrible writing. However, Blender Magazine has named the horrible "Black Parade" album as the best and puts stupid people like Avril Lavigne on the magazine covers. How can you say those bands are the worst if they are clearly idiots and avoided saying bands Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars were one of the worst. That is an example of how bad and avoidable this magazine should.
The people at Blender Magazine deserve a 1000 deaths and tortures. These deaths
ICP: They call us the worst so that's why most of the guys at Blender have a hachet through their head.
Guy: Blender Magazine sucks!
Jim: what are you doing?
Bob: Blender Magazine (1)
Rocker with a great rock band: They may name me the worst artist, but I pee on their magazine.
Blender Magazine(2): That's it my children keep reading it! ha ha ha ha
Hobo With a Shotgun: you better have sucked your last cock!
Blender Magazine(2): ohh, I hate you
Hobo with A Shotgun: *shoots they guy from Blender in the face and groin*
Guy: what are you reading?
Kid: Blender Magazine (3)
Guy: If I were you, I throw it in the trash or blended.
Kid: *Kid looks at the cover* ya, you're right, this magazine is horrible.
Smart Girl: What the hell am I reading?
Friend: oh a Blender Magazine (4)
Smart Girl: oh yeah! thanks!
Guy: Blender Magazine sucks!
Jim: what are you doing?
Bob: Blender Magazine (1)
Rocker with a great rock band: They may name me the worst artist, but I pee on their magazine.
Blender Magazine(2): That's it my children keep reading it! ha ha ha ha
Hobo With a Shotgun: you better have sucked your last cock!
Blender Magazine(2): ohh, I hate you
Hobo with A Shotgun: *shoots they guy from Blender in the face and groin*
Guy: what are you reading?
Kid: Blender Magazine (3)
Guy: If I were you, I throw it in the trash or blended.
Kid: *Kid looks at the cover* ya, you're right, this magazine is horrible.
Smart Girl: What the hell am I reading?
Friend: oh a Blender Magazine (4)
Smart Girl: oh yeah! thanks!
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