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The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets
I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.
by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014
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Shiny Magnezone

When something looks special but is completely worthless
Damn dude, these rocks really are a Shiny Magnezone
by MotionPlays January 12, 2022
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Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.
Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"
by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011
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Magnetron

Something that screws up the Grecco.
Roman: Short of walking in the room with a bloody Magnetron around your neck, you do know what a Magnetron is?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
by Roman_Nagel June 18, 2011
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Magneto Mode

Feeling really good, everything is going your way. Also can mean that your swag is off the charts, untouchable. No one can get as high as you.
Kyle- "Damn man I just fucked this bitch today, hustled these kids for 1 Grand, and got an A on all my tests. I'm in Magneto Mode right now.
by Kushdaddy September 22, 2011
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Russian Magneto

A torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.
Man 1: dude are you okay?
Man 2: god no....
Man 1: what happened
Man 2: Lacey gave me a russian magneto last night....I have never been so....disturbingly pleased and disgusted

Man 1: We, sir, are no longer friends
by Og mudslide July 29, 2009
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Magnetron

An extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
Magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.
(Inside Red Lobster)
Female customer: making a call
Man sitting next to her:How did you get reception!
Female customer:silent and dumbfounded
Man sitting next to her:How the fuck did you get service!
Man sitting next to her:Who the fuck has a magnetron!
by Trulove October 2, 2008
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