Magician 

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

Magician by Chris January 30, 2005

Magician 

Someone who is very fat, ugly or ginger but that is so incredible in bed that you can't say no and keep going.

Hoo what the HELL do you think you are doing? Hmmm that actually feels really good! Are you some kind of magician? Don't stop doing those awesome tricks!

Magician by Sysy and John February 26, 2011

Magician 

Magician is a person who has passed the age of 30 years old and is still a virgin.

Person 1: Dude I finally became a magician!
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..

Magician by Invalid Silver April 8, 2019

magician 

While keeping your partner busy in the either fingering or giving a reach around you fist the person's ass and yell alakazam! It is more impressive if you wear a top hat.

I just magicianed her so good.

magician by Mark Vensawlh December 13, 2008

magician 

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

magician by John July 22, 2004

Magician 

Magicians are the magic-wielders, the wizards and mages of lore. The classes vary greatly, but they all share the mark of the gifted.

When faced with a Magician, start praying.

Magician by Detranova August 4, 2003

Magician 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back and she thinks you jizzed on her so she turns around and you quickly explode on her face. Then you say magic!

"Last night Jonny totally magicianed me!"

Magician by Magician69 December 16, 2008