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mary magdalene

woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny
girl #1: i cheated on the pre cal test!!
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!
by anonymoussss June 28, 2005
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Magdalene complex

Referring to a female who is attracted to beards.
"Jill has a Magdalene complex. If he looks like Jesus, she's all up on it like Communion wine."
by Divisionbear July 31, 2009
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Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.
Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..
by jim May 1, 2005
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Mary Magdalene

A street term referring to MDMA powder. Also known as Mary, Mary Mags, Mary Maggers.
1: "Dude, I met Mary Magdalene last night... it was out of this world."
2: "This rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the Mary tonight!"
by Bringer of Mary August 5, 2011
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magdalen college school

Very chavy school based from a posh area of oxford, often called as the posh kids they are known for their academic excellence. Mcs also have a rivaly with a school named Abingdon, Abingdon are cunts.
by Posh kid December 19, 2017
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Mary Magdalen Fetish

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011
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mary magdalene

When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.
I fucked her asshole hard, and when I pulled my cock out it was covered with shit so I gave her a Mary Magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.
by $$Bill May 4, 2010
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