budgie masseuse

A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.

Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.

by John P James June 19, 2008

Nipple Masseuse

One who smears pizza sauce on there nipples and rubs there nipple while say "whos your daddy" to there pet.

Dude! I didn't realize it but my girlfriend likes to nipple Masseuse because i don't please her enough!

by tittyslappingcowboy68 October 8, 2009

Masseuserey

The act of having a massage so magical its like having an orgasm times two.

The masseuse preformed masseuserey on my back.

by big_PeePeeboy90 October 17, 2019

Masseusesicle

Masseusesicle (Muh-sue-sick-ul): One who exceeds at or is talented at giving massages...

A) Omg, Gracie, you are totally masseusesicle! You totally fixed my lower back.

B) Bros literally masseusesicle...

C) Omg...STACY!!! You will not believe this. Kevin was totally masseusesical last night.

by anonymousslay December 24, 2022

masseuse murderer

The men who want to murder the masseuse sluts the men who are loyal to their wives or girlfriends by impaling shooting decapitating or stabbing the extra services whores

Masseuse murderers are hilarious they stab decapitate shoot or impale the Masseuse whores

by Gimegame January 31, 2025

Impaled extra service masseuse

A extra services masseuses get impaled through there necks blood pissing out of the whores necks is hilarious all extra service masseuses need to be impaled through there necks they are whores blood would piss from there mouths and necks

Impale the lot of extra service masseuses through there necks and the blood will piss out impaled masseuse is hilarious impaled extra service masseuse is the awesomeness of laughs

by Gimegame January 2, 2025