maciej

a man who faps himself to sleep every night (see sean, james)

"that dude over there looks like a maciej"

"oh yeh lets get out of here"
"oh totally look sean is there too"

by zooN May 27, 2014

[Maciej]

An action in which ones spill a white entity on their pants that resembles the male ejacolatory substance due to the fact that they were checking their cell phone and were not alert due to extreme exhaustion.

I can't believe I pulled a Maciej! I look like gizz boy.

by Edward Machay February 5, 2009

Maciej Kawecki

Maciej Kawecki is probably the coolest man you know. some people may call him the polish piggy because he's so hot too. he pulls all the girls one wishes, and gets mad head and pussy. Maciej Kawecki is also the greatest athlete in your school, he's tall, fast, strong, and agile. He has only been on varsity for school teams and nothing else. he is also one of the greatest gamers of all time, starring in games like rainbow six siege and fIfa. And best of all he's rich. if you know a man named Maciej Kawecki you should consider yourself a lucky man because he's the best person you will ever meet.

i have a crush on the hottest man on earth, Maciej Kawecki

by polishpiggy April 30, 2021

is maciej gay

Absolutely not. He is the straightest male of all.

Person 1: is Maciej gay?
Person 2: Bruh he straighter than both of us combined

by The Elite Council January 28, 2021

Maciej Kalinowski

geeza, huge dick, many bitches, he is him.

Usually has a indian friend who he has to take care of because hes a pussy bitch.

Maciej Kalinowski is him

by the one and only him May 3, 2023

Maciej Malek

Guy from Poland who moved to the UK becuase ‘the goverment shit’ also has no passport for some reason

Hay Maciej Malek how is your shit goverment going and where is your passport

by r/ is for reddit only March 22, 2021

Maciej

Maciej will be your only one and true friend. Shows his true self only to his best friends. Will put full effort for everyone and is the kindest and nicest person you will ever meet. Attracts so many girls it's insane. Always a huge crowd of girls surrounding him.

"Who is that handsome looking man?"
"Oh that's Maciej the coolest guy ever"
"Why is there a crowd surrounded him"
"Hes that popular"

by Millteen March 7, 2024