MPB

Male Pattern Baldness. Blame your mother's contribution to your early receding hairline.

Baseball caps are the favored head covering for those suffering MPB.

by Mama_Sooz July 6, 2016

MPB

MPB: Marine Park Boys

We js chill and smoke a shit ton of weed if someone starts beef we end it we dont want beef it js happens🤷

Alex: Yo bro Mpb mad pussy they stole my chain

Mpb: didnt u try to fight us bro ofc we gon jack ur shit pussy

by Btoner June 12, 2023

MPB

Abbreviation for boss boss’ life’s priorities; Money, Pussy, Bacon

If you ain’t got MPB you ain’t livin’

by Rbizz74 January 18, 2021

MPB

Abbreviation for life’s priorities; Money, Pussy, Bacon

Boss hoss’ life is all about that MPB

by Rbizz74 January 18, 2021