MPLA

MPLA (Popular Movement for the Libertation of Angola)used to be a sing of hope for the Angolans during the Portuguese colonization, but now it's our worst nightmare. It's one of the most corrupt political parties in the world. They have been in power in Angola for more than 30 years and they still want to make us believe there is democracy in the country. All their policies are based on lies, manipulations. All they do is make promises and never stood up for them.

I have been hearing the MPLA with their lies ever since i was just a little kid and i am tired of that.

by angolano October 13, 2008

mplp

"me parto la polla" in spanish, which is like "lmao"

it literally means to break your dick

*something funny*
mplp

by aserejé November 8, 2015

mplp

Acronimo para Me parto la polla y por lo tanto traducion directa de Lmao. Solo se usa online.

Paco: Tu tio que el Johnny se ha escoñado montando la moto y se ha roto el culo.
Evaristo: mplp!

by Sir.Cookiee December 30, 2015

MPLS

Minneapolis, Minnesota
City located in Midwest North America

"Where did the lakers originally get traded from?"

"The city of 10,000 lakes, MPLS"

by Lyric Allanis March 26, 2004

mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq

You have come. You have gone. Nothing is left. Your brain is mush. The teacher's words blur in and out of your head, missing their mark of memory. When did life become so dull? What has driven you to this point? Every life decision, major event, death, and birth in the universe has come to this point. Congratulations on becoming the creme de la crop of human existence. You truly amaze us all.

"Dude what's wrong you've been staring blankly into the void for the past hour"
"I was having a particularly bad universal existential crisis into the subconscious so I decided to type mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq into my keyboard"

by Darklyre March 13, 2018

mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdseawq

You have lost your mind. This is when you you have hit the peek of boredom and have tried every other way to type the key board.

mom: I have nothing to do and have lost control of my life
you: try typing something

mom: i typed mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdseawq! now what?
you: Get some friends

by cookie mochi January 20, 2021

MPLA

An organization of corrupt, ignorant and arrogant pretending to be democrats but they are fascists and heartless individuals.

MPLA

by D3ath4DD3r September 5, 2022