Minnesota Icy Hot

An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...

by xXxXXxxSharryIsHotXxXxx May 23, 2016

Victory shall be mine

A quote used on a regular basis by Stewie Griffin in the earlier seasons of Family Guy.

"Damn you vile woman! Victory shall be mine!".

by MiasmaMan July 10, 2012

open-minded

1. Ready to accept on firm evidence that one's most cherished beliefs may be hogwash, but bearing in mind that extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence.

2. Politically correct synonym for "gullible" used by New Age quacks who want to sell you a bill of goods.

I am open-minded about the existence of the Judeo-Christian God. If he appears in the immortal flesh in the heavens to me and a few billion other people and manifests his power openly in such a manner that it cannot possibly be a dream, illusion, hallucination or anything of the sort, I'll accept he is there. In the meantime, it is more befitting the heritage of the human intellect to ignore such figures as mythical.

Open-mindedness is a virtue, but when dealing with New Age salespeople it is important to remember that if you keep your mind too open, your brain may fall out.

by Fearman March 29, 2008

Open Minded

Being open minded is being willing to give many different practices and opinions consideration.

However, this does NOT equate to tolerance. Tolerance implies being okay with people doing whatever they want. Open mindedness is only giving it consideration.

Unfortunately, many left-leaning people seem to think they're the same, and, as an insult, accuse more conservative people of being close-minded, which makes little sense.

I told her I was personally against gay marriage, because it violates natural law. So she said that I am not open minded, and called me a dirty racist conservative.

by OneLittleVictory December 12, 2009

Dylan Minnette

A REALLY HOT actor that was Clay Jensen in Thirteen Reasons Why, and sings in the band Wallows.

Her: "Did you see Dylan Minnette in 13 reasons why?"
Me: "Ya, he may get beaten up a lot but he still looks great!"

by Leopard_lover_21 April 22, 2017

Mindeling

The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.

Matt was mindeling Joy and Samantha at the bar last night. His game is terrible.

by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011

mincers leg

A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.

Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.

"What's wrong with your leg?"
"Oh, I've got mincers leg."

by Gailo May 25, 2014