mex

Origin: Resessive Mexicans.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.

"Hey, look there's 18 Mexes in that Toyota truck! How oss!"
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?

by Jesse May 3, 2004

mex

To have anal intercourse with a woman several hours after taking her out for a nice Mexican meal - if timed correctly your penis will come out covered in runny feces.

I mexed that bitch last night - when I pulled my dick out it looked like a fuckin pudding pop!

by emulate March 13, 2009

Mex

Term that can substitute for "a lot".

There was a mex of people at the party.

by UMARZ May 27, 2010

Mex

Sexy ass guy with a defined jaw line and every girl include ppl called daisy want him. He most likely has a man bun

Girl1: “have you seen that peng boy”.
Girl2: “ Yh his jawline and btw he is called mex”.

by Lonely123 October 4, 2018

MEX

Mex - Short for Male - Ex.

She dumped her Mex so she could date her Mex's sister.

by ChicksHateMeToo June 29, 2022

mex connect

Poor or slow internet connection. Refers to the quality of internet one might receive in Mexico

Guy 1: I've been downloading this movie for days! My internet is so slow
Guy 2: lol you have mex connect

by Woogie Noogie November 6, 2014

Mex-Box Juan

The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.

Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?

Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.

by T.Reck September 22, 2014