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The Rajeet Method

The Rajeet Method is an empirical method of acquiring knowledge that has characterized the development of science since at least the 17th century. It involves careful observation, applying rigorous skepticism about what is observed, given that cognitive assumptions can distort how one interprets the observation. It involves joining another persons Discord server and asking for "bob" pictures. experimental and measurement-based testing of deductions drawn from the result of asking for "bob pics"; and refinement (or elimination) of the "bobs" based on the experimental findings. These are principles of the Rajeet Method, as distinguished from a definitive series of steps applicable to all scientific enterprises.
Person 1: Do you know about The Rajeet Method?
Person 2: The Method that helps people get bob pics on discord?
Person 1: Yeah, The Rajeet Method is an empirical method of acquiring knowledge that has characterized the development of science since at least the 17th century. It involves careful observation, applying rigorous skepticism about what is observed, given that cognitive assumptions can distort how one interprets the observation. It involves joining another persons Discord server and asking for "bob" pictures. experimental and measurement-based testing of deductions drawn from the result of asking for "bob pics"; and refinement (or elimination) of the "bobs" based on the experimental findings. These are principles of the Rajeet Method, as distinguished from a definitive series of steps applicable to all scientific enterprises.
by RajeetBig April 26, 2020
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Methodus Toolz

A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.
JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!
by Jim Fear April 23, 2009
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Sweet Meteor Of Death

Also known as SMOD, is a meme in the conservative blogosphere. Faced with frustration that no conservative candidate for president in the 2012 US presidential primary season seems to be getting enough votes to prevent perceived moderate Mitt Romney from winning the Republican nomination, conservative bloggers alexthechick, slublog and laurww created the SMOD meme and endorsed SMOD over Mitt Romney in the presidential primary. "Sweet Meteor Of Death" is a giant meteor hurtling through space, headed for the planet Earth, and is expected to wipe out all life on Earth.
Sweet Meteor Of Death promises to end budget deficits...permanently.
by stitchintime March 14, 2012
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Toast/Envelope Method

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
by Seraph094 August 9, 2012
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Meteorleft

Holy shit that meteorite just became meteorleft now its not gonna hit us!
by Werrywit May 29, 2022
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Sick Boy Method

Approach to quitting Heroin as featured on Trainspotting. For this you will need: 1) One room, which you will not leave
2) Soothing music
3) Tomato soup, ten tins of
4) Mushroom soup, eight tins of (for consumption cold)
5) Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
6) Magnesia, milk of, one bottle
7) Paracetamol
8) Mouthwash
9) Vitamins
10) Mineral water
11) Lucozade
12) Pornography
13) One mattress
14) One bucket for urine
15) One bucket for feces
16) One bucket for vomitus
17) One television
18) One bottle of Valium
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
by Jardom February 28, 2015
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the Tuck Method

the Tuck Method is a tactic by which men around the world hide their erections. To use the Tuck Method you simply tuck your erect penis into the waist of your pants in your pants to hold it in place in a non-protruding manner. Warning: once you use the tuck method refrain from lifting up your shirt.
Let's say you are at the mall with your friends and you see a very attractive female, and as result you get an erection. To avoid the ridicule of your friends, you use the Tuck Method.
by Rkellyshower April 5, 2013
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