Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital

"That joke was medical!"

by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023

Medical Terrorism

A term used to describe President Trump's complete disregard for the American health care system, going so far as to say that he wants to see it "explode." Originally coined by William LeGate on Twitter.

Oh my god, did you hear Trump said he failed his health bill and now wants to see our health system "explode"???
He's committing Medical Terrorism!

by SqueakyTrump March 26, 2017

Medical Delivery System

Health Care System hate being a nursedoctors for moneymedical assistants there for benefitsrude pharmacistrude pharmacy staff

In the USA we now have a harsh medical delivery system and people go into the field to make money, not for a true calling to help other humans. The used to be heath and care involved not too long ago.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 16, 2020

medical cannabis

Cannabis that is legaly used as medicine for terminal illnesses and other sickness .Bought in Canna clubs/compassion clubs where it can be grown proffesionaly and Legaly for pecific illnesses.Usally Higher quality then street Cannabis, but not in some places(like Canada).legal nation wide in canada, but only some American States(like California)

Some people use cannabis illegaly to releave pain/sickness but they are still doing wrong it the eyes of the law.

1.I can walk up to a cop smoking my medical cannabis and ask him for directions if i want.Not that i would

by Hymen June 27, 2006

medical abuse

Medical Abuse is the prescription of chemical medicines incorrectly to a person that in no way needs what is prescribed and given

Forcefully incorrectly prescribing and giving any medicine to a perfectly well person, thus potentially shortening their life - and thus conducting medical abuse.

by Mahatma Sherharahaahaahazde January 15, 2011

medical school

A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.

"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"

"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"

"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"

"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"

by Jliu November 20, 2006

Medical marijuana

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.

Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.

by blazingbob November 6, 2011