massillon

A city of around 30,000 people in northeast Ohio, just west of Canton. Crazy high school football city. Baby boys born in Massillon are given small footballs in the hospital. In fact, Massillon's high school football team has the second winningest program in the nation behind Valdosta, Georgia. A couple of Massillon alumni include Paul Brown and former NFL linebacker Chris Spielman. The Massillon Tigers have a huge, nationally known rivalry with the next door Canton McKinley Bulldogs. This was the topic of the film Go Tigers!...Bobby Knight was also born in Massillon.

We don't care about school here in Massillon, just football. We also don't seem to mind the horrid stench of human waste drifting over from the landfill or sewage plant or whatever it is into the parking lot of the Wal-Mart either.

by Andrewww January 4, 2008

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

Massilya

The baddest bitch you ever seen. She will 110% steal your man. Absolutely stunning with a bomb body. An amazing friend who is always giving the best advice and support. A real keeper!

Damn that Massilya is hot af!!

by ¡¡C!! April 9, 2017

Christina masiello

A girl who is just drop dead gourgous with the prettiest smile. A sex machine with rockin curves. Has brown hair and fun size. A girl with the best personality.

Damn that girl has curves like a Christina masiello

by Thesexiestsexmachine December 18, 2013

massie block

Massie Block is a character in the Clique Novels by Lisi Harrison. She is a wealthy "prep" in Westchester,New York. She's the head of The Pretty Committee which is the Popular clique at OCD,her private all girls school. She is currently dating Deririck Harrington or Derrington as she calls him. He's the most popular boy at Briarwood,OCDs sister school. Massie is the girl everyone loves to hate and wants to be. She wears only high end designers and always has perfect hair and flawless make-up. She has 4 besties:Alica,Dylan,Kristen and Claire. She helped transform Claire from Flordia tourist to Westchester Chic. She is know for her clever comebacks and cool words like "AH-MAZING" and "Emagawd". She is basiclly the next Paris Hilton except well she's fictional.

Excerpt about Massie Block from the Clique book "Dial L for Loser":
"The kitten heels on Massie's metallic slides echoed against the metal steps as she climbed towards th belly of the Gelding 7 jet.
"Girls hurry up!" Judi Lyons poked her head out of the plane's doorway and lifteda bottle of Perrier to her thin lips. "Claire it's nicer than the hotel we stayed in when the roof was leaking."
"Really?" Claire squeezed past Massie and hurried up the narrow steps. She was wearing what looked like a pair of green doctor's scrubs,a faded yellow long-sleeved tee and her black-and-white Keds,even though they didn't match.
"No way!"she shouted when she climed aboard "You guys have to see this!"
"Lame," Massie muttered to Alica,who was a few steps behind her."Who do the Lyones have to act so impressed with everything? It makes them sound so un-rich."Point,"Alica panted

by Massielookalike December 14, 2008

Massied

To have been intoxicated beyond rational thought. To have been in an advanced stage of inebriation.

"I got Massied last night then went to the Cathouse and stared at girl's chebs"

by daniel_m August 23, 2006

Massie Block

One of the main characters in the popular tween girl books, The Clique Series, by Lisi Harrison. Massie Block is the "alpha", or first-in-command of the girls' clique, The Pretty Committee. She is pretty, with glossy brown hair and amber eyes, but mostly known for her attitude and schemes to get herself (and her clique) more popular. She's rich, like the other members of the Pretty Committee (exluding 2, Claire Lyons and Kristin Gregory), and stylish.
As stated on the back of the first book, Massie knows you'd give anything to be just like her.

Girl: I wish I could be Massie Block!
Girl 2: Me too! She's rich, popular, and pretty!
Both Girls: YIPPEE!

by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008