Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

Massabait

A young male subordinate likely to lure out closet cases.

"Young Cyril is going to be pure massabait to those horny old senators...."

by illiterati69 March 10, 2010

Maserati Hottie

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.

That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.

by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

mastacating

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

Massaroni

A term for RDming in Gmod

Wow, he committed massaroni

by Toasty787 June 25, 2017

manstrating

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

by Ælystea December 19, 2006