A napkin folded together so if you cough or sneeze, the little run comes out and gets caught by the napkin.
by Justin Dig December 26, 2006
when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".
man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea".
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."
by katis June 19, 2009
the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)
when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.
when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.
"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"
by mike the magnificent August 22, 2007
Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.
by pseudostan May 17, 2011
Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.
by Hated November 12, 2007
A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.
by pabloescobar69 October 06, 2010
by darkdonkster11 October 08, 2010