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Dry Lunch Convention

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.
Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.
by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019
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eggy lurch

An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.
Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!
by MAP123 May 6, 2014
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Lunchbox Friends

A lunchbox friend is someone you only talk to at school and never hang out anywhere else.
They usually talk about gossip and people who they want to fuck and talk behind your back.

They’re fake and probably only hang out with you for clout or just because you pose a threat towards them.
“I don’t want no lunchbox friends no oh” ~ Melanie Martinez
by BamBamfordinner September 6, 2019
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state lunch

The two to three hour lunch break taken by many state employees.
"Where do you want to eat?"
"Not sure, but it's Friday so I'm thinking state lunch"
by Moltar March 8, 2008
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The lunch combo

When a girl is eating out your asshole and jerking you off (rusty trombone), and you squeeze out a fart right in her mouth intentionally.
Dude, last night this chick was eating out my ass and I gave her the lunch combo. I had some awful Chinese food, and she puked everywhere.
by Larry Templeton September 19, 2011
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lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.
Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.
Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.
by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021
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