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Lunched

To stand up a person when there was a pre-ordained meeting .

To acknowledge a person and get ignored in return.
Damn! The fucker said he would come by! He never showed up!

Dude. You got lunched!

She looked right at me when I waved!

She lunched the shit out of you!
by beaujam June 20, 2020
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Lunched Out

Corporate office term for no longer being invited to lunch with co-workers due to an argument or difference of opinion.
Yeah Joe, we no longer invite that person to lunch anymore now that he and Fred aren't freinds. They're lunched out.
by Michael Baker Supertramp November 27, 2010
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Get Lunched

To get bought lunch in exchange for your knowledge, experience, advice, contacts or just your company.

Or to buy someone else lunch if you need something.

Either business or pleasure, its the closest thing you will ever get to a free lunch.
I might Get Lunched with someone that can help me get a new job and get my CV into the right hands.

Or Get Lunched with a deep sea diver.

Or if we're both single and playing the dating game, we'd both Get Lunched.

Its all about using what you've got to get bought lunch :)
by Getlunching July 7, 2011
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student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
by I like My Bike November 4, 2011
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nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.
Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.
by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021
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ass lynched

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.
1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
by jj1221 October 21, 2009
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mommy luncher

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.
Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.
by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015
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