Lukey Brandon is somewhat of a leader, he inspires to be who you are, he is therefore, number one. Luke Brandon Number One, in most cases. He tends to pull all the bitches, thats what makes him so cool.
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a British person, term comes from sailors who came to the New World preventing scurvy from sucking limes. Term indigenous to North America
by Anonymous November 10, 2002
Get the limey mug.The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.
Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!
Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.
Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.
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Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.
Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?
Person A: probably... can you check
Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?
Person A: probably... can you check
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“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”
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“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”
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“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”
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after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney
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