Luke Skywalker

The act of using a Glow in the Dark dildo on woman's asshole while, vagina fucking her in the doggy style position. After you jizz, you slap her in the face with your flacid penis and glow in the dark dildo as if they were lightsabers.

Man, my bitch said the Bermingham Booty Call wasn't enough, so I Luke Skywalkered dat face and she was speechless.

by yoitsnoandimtweeto May 2, 2011

Luke Skywalker

The jedi that appealed most to Star Wars fans, because he was so geeky, just like them. I mean, if any other jedi was in Luke's possition when he found out Vader was his father, would they have screamed like a wussy?

Star Wars > all other movies forever.

by KK May 14, 2005

Luke Skywalker

He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.

So shut up.

Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!

Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*

by S4v4nn4h January 13, 2006

Luke Skywalker

The whiniest charactor the in Star Wars Universe. See emo

Man, with all the whining Luke Skywalker does, he must be emo!

by tru7h December 7, 2006

Luke Skywalker

A jedi.

Son of Anakin Skywalker and Senator Amidala.

A dissapointment.

"How does Anakin manage to look so hot, while Luke is pretty damn ugly?!"

"He gets it from his mother."

by [The Problem Child] June 11, 2005

Luke Skywalker

The act of cutting off one's penis and using it as a dildo after filling it with cement.

-"Hey man, you want a Luke Skywalker or something?"
-"HEY MAN! LOOK! STOP! I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE!"

by Jakey Lib January 3, 2008

Luke Skywalker

a weak ie man from star wars who manages to kill his father and the emperor by sheer luck.

WIthout his lightsaber, Luke would get pwned by Worf

by Tereth February 17, 2005