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hayden christensen

Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.
Hayden Christensen: *Sappy Doofus Voice* Don't make me kill you...
hayden christensen by S4v4nn4h April 8, 2006

Simple Plan 

A band full of whiney-ass bitches who constanly complain about how horrible their lifes are and how much their dad didn't love them or something.

Emos love this band.
And that is why I hate them.
Emo: I went to see Simple Plan last night. It made me feel so good that I cut myself.

Me: *Stabstabstab*
Simple Plan by S4v4nn4h January 15, 2006

Luke Skywalker 

He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.

So shut up.
Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!

Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*
Luke Skywalker by S4v4nn4h January 13, 2006

Anakin Skywalker 

Some emo kid from the Star Wars saga that got his penis burned off in the lava of Mustafar in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
Anakin Skywalker: Ahhh! My penis!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anakin Skywalker by S4v4nn4h January 12, 2006