crotch luggage

Slang term for testicles as coined by Fez from the Ron and Fez show, XM 202 Sirius 197, Monday - Friday 11a to 3p

R- "Is that a new term you just came up with?"

F- "Yes, crotch luggage."

by fletcherbv November 5, 2010

help with luggage

Sexual favors. Specifically, gay sex acts with a rent-boy, prostitute, trick or escort.

I needed help with luggage so I hired a rent boy.

by smashaduck May 5, 2010

luggaged

when you eat too much and feel like your hungover/dead/in a k-hole. you know when your packed full of grub and ya feel like a suitcase packed to the brim stuck in terminal 5.

was just having a good ol' lunch, and couldnt resist another 4 pack of crisps. before i knew it i was paralysed on my chair, luggaged off my treat.

by rewindDUDE October 15, 2009

Crotch Luggage

male genitals.

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

by C. Styles November 5, 2010

Lujain not lugain

A girl called lujain.
Not to be confused with lugain.
She will eat you alive if you misspell it.

How are you lujain not lugain?

by Beginning July 13, 2021

lift my luggage

To firmly grasp and lift the testicles of the person you are anally penetrating.

Coined after prominent anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers hired a rentboy for a week long sex vacation and claimed that the young man was hired to "lift my luggage."

As he pounded my wrinkled old ass, Lucien reached around and started to lift my luggage, causing me to cry out "Hallelujah!"

by GayHypocrites May 4, 2010

Ghost Luggage

Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.

Just passed by three dudes carrying ghost luggage, must be getting closer to the Jersey shore.

by the franciscan friar October 8, 2013