Reverse Jiffy Lube

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.

by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

lube up

(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.

Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"

by VegasMalone June 22, 2020

Word lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009

lubemeister

Someone who is very slick and generally tries to act smooth, like lube.

Ugh he's such a lubemeister

by beepothegreatpuppet April 26, 2020

mouth lube

The natural viscous substance that secretes from the glands of a sexually promiscuous woman during oral sex. It's primary use is to actively lubricate between mouth and penis, with a secondary purpose being utilized to aid in the breakdown of food during eating.

The porn fluffer was fired from her job after performing her duties without sufficient mouth lube.

by PinknPervy August 19, 2021

prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 5, 2003