A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.
Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?
Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”
Guy: “I’m so sorry.“
Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”
Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”
Guy: “I’m so sorry.“
Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”
by Wtf boi October 04, 2019
The act of ejaculating on your sexual partners back , sucking up the sticky sweet love juices and spitting it in their mouth
by Captaincaptaincaptain June 16, 2017
by Tripxx_emma November 13, 2019
udsfohasdulj Blake lowery
by sodhvb January 19, 2018
A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
by Michael Orville April 19, 2024
An emaculate god of a man who, with just his looks alone, causes an entire village of women to simultaneously orgasm at the same time. Causing an endless waterfall of lady juice to flood the earth for 1000 years. At the end of this flood he is brought up to heaven for his heavenly slumber until it is his time to come back and flood the earth for a second and final time.
"I believe in the God of Bradyn Lowery. His divine strength will provide women with body convulsing orgasms until the end of time. His seed is my strength."
by I AM A GOD! June 25, 2024
The most selfless person on earth, he loves and respects his friends and those who aren’t his friends wish they were.
I wish I was Jacob Lowery
by North Dakotah Facts May 18, 2021