Low tide

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019

Low Tide

Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis

2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water

A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)

Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).

Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.

by millennia70 October 2, 2021

Low-Tide

1. Subsequent to the hight of ones alcoholic/narcotic influence, when the alcoholic/narcotic effect begins to diminish.
2. Coming down from being wavey.

Gus: Dude man, I was so totally wavey earlier today!
Darrel: I know Gus, me too but not any more man; I'm on a low-tide.

by Gus from D.C. January 3, 2012

low tide dick (ltd)

When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.

Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

low tide slide

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.

I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.

by Fiftyslam May 18, 2011

Low Tide Oyster Shack

The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.

by Dig_Bick_69 August 22, 2018

low tide terrace

when you tell someone you love them 10 days before you plan to break up with them.

I low tide terraced this girl because I was going to Australia over the summer.

by pinkballs,shrimps*idiot April 29, 2019