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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013
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Lorenzo Berkshire

A hot Slytherin that’s also a feminist from “Filthy ; Draco Malfoy” written by Babynaomi on Wattpad and Ao3.
Person 1: Who’s that he’s hot!
Person 2: Oh that’s Lorenzo Berkshire.
by shroomhouse May 17, 2022
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Lorenne

A girl who is the greatest ever deserved to be treated like a queen and is the fucking best ever honestly if you don't know a lorenne your missing out she is gorgeous and not only that her voice is amazing and her laugh and smile brings joy to everyone around her including her bf
Het look it's lorenne
by Brad.p April 16, 2020
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Lorenzo

A young savage. Put ur hands on him he finna put his hands on you. Shoot at him he finna shoot right back at you
I shot at Lorenzo and he shot right back
by DuRaqFaygo February 11, 2019
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a kind boy that will Anything for his girlfriend and his family he will take care of anybody and he love girls he had a big dick and he kinda shy but once u get around Him and start knowing he's not going to be shy anymore
Dammn daddy lorenzo
by Baby jocker 🤣🤣 February 4, 2019
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Lorenzo

husband type , smart mouth , there for you when you need him , a nice gentleman.
I love me some Lorenzo...
by by me : September 5, 2016
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Lorenzoing

To Rub Ones Penis In Another's Hair.
Dude i totally just got done Lorenzoing Chris while he was sleeping!
by Powermann5000 January 23, 2010
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